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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1 一个同事讲的。。。同事五十多了,那个年代的相亲大部分见几面就谈婚论嫁了。同事一朋友A长的很难看要相亲了,媒人问:我怎么跟女方说你的长相呢?A:你就说丹凤眼,高鼻梁,怎么帅就怎么说。。。话说结婚后两口子吵架,女方:当年真是上当了,还丹凤眼。。男:单眼皮,一条缝,单缝眼!。。。单。缝。眼!!!

2 路边一个卖西瓜的小贩在吆喝着不熟不要钱,我走过去看了看他,的确不认识,拿起两个西瓜走了。

3 昨天值急诊班,有个老太太自己骑自行车摔伤意识不清,我出急诊。到了现场,一看围了一圈人,我过去拍拍老太太肩膀。老太太一把抓着我的手不放:“就是你撞的我,别想抵赖!”
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  • lyp1987 金币 +3 转帖分享,红包献上! 2019-4-6 06:56

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第三个笑话太冷了。。第一个还行

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