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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.记者:大师,您这么强,肯定事事顺心吧?大师:不是。
记者:能举个例子吗?
大师:不举。
2.“宝宝多大才好带?”
“就这么说吧,你死了,他上坟还要你保佑他。”
3.一只鸽子和一只青蛙见面了。
鸽子:姑姑。
青蛙:过儿。

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