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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

笑话三则
1、儿子学习不好,被妈妈批评。
挨骂后,儿子用哀怨的眼神看着老爸说:“你什么要娶她?”
老爸也用哀怨的眼神看着儿子说:“还不是因为你。”

2、妻子泪流满面地指现丈夫:“为什么从前你对我百依百顺,可结婚才三天,你 就跟我吵了两天的架?”
丈夫不屑道:“因为我的忍耐度是有限的!”

3、阿呆:“为何两点之间直线最短?”
阿牛:“扔根骨头出去,你说狗是绕一圈捡,还是直接跑过去?”
阿呆:“当然直接跑过去!”
阿牛:“狗都知道你还问。”

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